QotD: But Dorothy Got to Bring Her Whole House!

There is a natural disaster headed your way. You get 4 standard sized canvas grocery totes to fill with valuables and provisions to bring with you to a safe place. What would you put into your 4 bags and why?
Submitted by dejablu503.

I would put my wife in one, my two children in another, and a copy of Moby-Dick in the third. I'd leave the fourth bag at home.

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Fanny
but why? you have to tell us why. Don't you know anything?
kateevans
You should bring the fourth bag, to wrap over your head and ears for when I find out the only book you saved from the apocalypse was Moby Fecking Dick and I let you know of my extreme displeasure, in my inimitable way.
plubby
Kate - you've just brightened my Monday morning considerably - ta.

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