39 posts tagged “qotd”

Which TV chef would you want to have prepare a meal for you?

Definitely Rachel Ray; she's a babe!

I'd have her whip me up some hash and grits for breakfast.

What are your plans for the three day weekend?

I plan to get my hump on.

A recent study suggests that radiation from cell phones may cause cancer; what, if any, cell phone usage precautions will you take in light of this information?
Submitted by Tim.

There's nothing my tinfoil hat can't protect me from!

What is your preferred method of transportation for trips over a couple of hours and why?

Taken from 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.

There is a natural disaster headed your way. You get 4 standard sized canvas grocery totes to fill with valuables and provisions to bring with you to a safe place. What would you put into your 4 bags and why?
Submitted by dejablu503.

I would put my wife in one, my two children in another, and a copy of Moby-Dick in the third. I'd leave the fourth bag at home.

I am a farmer who raise ducks and cows. The animals have a total of 9 heads and 26 feet. How many ducks and cows do I have?
Submitted by The BlueTie.

Who's a clever little shitkicker, eh?

Every new "Today" seems more anxious than ever. Do you find more solace in "Yesterday" or "Tomorrow"? Why?
Submitted by Bee Whisperer.

My god! This question is bollocks!

What are your first thoughts upon waking?
Submitted by Cher Cabula.

This morning my first thought was "who murdered Osma Starling?" She was the obscure socialite whose grim fate had occupied my dreams.

What's your favorite midnight snack?
Submitted by Raina.

Cheese and whisky. Gets the ol' dreams pululatin'.

What do you do when you get a crush on someone?
Submitted by Desi.

I go home and have a big wank.